My name is Barney. Welcome to my website.
If you look to your right you will see links to some things I have written.
If you look to your left you will see white that looks like fresh snowfall.
If you look up you will see the website name and address.
If you look down you will see the disclaimer.
If you look away from your computer screen you will see the real world.
Where ever you look you see what you look for.